My sister sent me this funny joke and said this is totally me when I get older.
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "but I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you are ordering a la carte." The waitress warned.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" My wife asked incredulously.
"Yes." Stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then." My wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" The waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell." My wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.